26 July 2010

The unbearable sound of me

Today I listened to a 5-minute recording of myself talking. Whilst the content was never going to be novel, there's no hiding from the fact that it was spectacularly uninspiring and delivered in a voice so utterly lacking in gravitas and emotion as to be barely preferable to tinnitus. I hereby apologise to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of listening to me speak and consider any nods and kind words you have offered to be acts of the utmost tolerance, compassion and charity in the face of the most unpleasant provocation.
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